It’s been absent for a season, but it is now back with a bang. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Birdman and Frodo – Old Gs 60 seconds is back!

First up for the 2018-2019 season is everyones favourite Old Gs care bear Jack Nash. Jack has been a member at the club for approximately 5 years now, and as he indicates below a relative latecomer to the game. However, what he may have lacked in rugby knowhow he more that makes up for with his cheery attitude and commitment to club socials – as his vast wardrobe of Old Gs fancy dress will suggest.

A strong ball carrier on the pitch, Nash is one of Old Gs go to men with ball in hand and is regularly a nuisance, both legally and pushing the boundaries, with visiting teams. Never afraid to ask a question (just ask Andy Miller), here the tables are turned as he shares some pearls of wisdom as you get to know him a little more (maybe more than you would actually like to).

Here we go…brace yourself!

Name: Jack Nash

Age: 29

Position: Reverse Cowgirl

Previous Clubs?
Dabbled at the Grammar School but was late to the party, so Old Gs are the only ones for me

Old Gs Best Mate?
Hard to single out any of the Sass boys, but I’ll go with Mat Wilson

Favourite Old Gs rugby memory?
Too many to mention but Cheese Gate, the Holdstock Steel Tray and 2018 Tour were definitely up there

Favourite team to play against?
Despite getting humped and sin binned down at Hastings, that’s still my favourite away day as it was my first fun bus experience!

Best player you have played with?
Ex Scotland International Steve Brotherstone

What would be your dream job?
Baby elephant surrogate mother

If you ruled the country what 3 things would you change?
More funding for the NHS, address the Benefit Britain situation (preferably nuke them), people would have to take a test before they can reproduce

What was the last film that you watched?
Helga the German Housewife

Best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?
Get comfortable being uncomfortable

If you didn’t have to sleep what would you do with the extra time?
I would worry that I would get lonely as all my mates would still need to sleep, so I would make it my life’s mission to learn the language of the night foxes. So that as night falls we can parade around the back streets, Jack and the foxes, together, seeking new discoveries and breaking down the human/fox boundary once and for all!

Favourite food and drink?
Steak and whatever Lager is on tap

What’s your hidden talent?
Would have to be putting my foot behind my head, although I once ate a jam donut in 3.9 seconds

Who would play the role of you in a Hollywood film about your life?
Dan Bilzerian seems a suitable fit

What’s your favourite pie filling?
Can’t beat Susie Nash’s post Christmas Turkey and Ham Pie

Who is your hero/idol?
Sir Winston Churchill

On a scale of 1-10 how cool are you?
10

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Seems unlikely, Peter Pan had the right idea; I’m going to settle for being one of the Lost Boys

Which 3 celebs would you have round for dinner and why?
Paul Gascoigne – all the stories I’ve heard makes me think he’d be great value
Jimmy Carr – so he can crack a few jokes
Ed Sheeran – seems like a cool guy and he can sing

Ideal plan for a first date?
Start with a pump challenge to assess her suitability followed up with a trip to the comedy club

Describe your perfect Sunday…
Early round of golf, watch the Sunday football and then finish with unlimited bowling

If you could swap lives for a week with anyone at Old Gs who would you choose?
Jason Steadman, he’s just got a puppy and his missus is decent.

Which 3 Old Gs players would you take on holiday with you?
Definitely Wilson and Hood as we’ve been away before and I know they’re a good crack, then lastly I’d take Frodo so that I’m not the one lumbered with the ugly mate

Describe yourself in 3 words…
Big Dirty Stinking